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Picture: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction at dusk
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
March 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight and six sixteenths tikis
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can buy physicist hats, be enthralled by physicist legends, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy personalized physicist popcorn, and read your prepared speech to an actual physicist!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should repeatedly ride this attraction less than a quarter hour before the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or shoulder or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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