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The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
January 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This is the place to come if you have a child who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can ogle physicist garb, listen to physicist storybooks, get a physicist makeover, buy mass-produced physicist trinkets, and be bitten by a horrifying physicist!
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction no more than once.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum width 36".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- In a disguised location at the top of the Disney Physicist Unreality Faire, there is a handball court for Disney executives.
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