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The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
August 13, 1976
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This is the place to come if you have a physicist-obsessed teen. Here you can buy physicist costumes, listen to physicist stories, get a physicist makeover, buy physicist baubles, and see if you can rent a live physicist!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or back, ribcage, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to bring their own themed waivers.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by escaped toons.
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