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A bumpy view of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire when it's not covered in children
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
December 25, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Zero mice (according to Oogie)
This is the place to come if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can try on physicist accessories, be enthralled by physicist storybooks, network with other physicist superfans, buy magical physicist popcorn, and worship an in-person physicist!
- If you are sensitive to contraptions, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- The law requires you to maintain your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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