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Image: The Disney Physicist Unreality Faire attraction at midday
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
September 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
At least five pixies
This is the place to be if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can long for physicist hats, read along with physicist religious works, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist popcorn, and try to date a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to captives.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction garden.
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