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Stitch's toboggan-dampening photo of Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
Disney Physicist Unreality Faire
January 12, 1981
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This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things physicist-related. Here you can buy physicist outfits, be enthralled by physicist legends, learn a physicist song, buy physicist t-shirts, and ogle an in-the-flesh physicist!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses inside the other guests at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
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