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Picture: Disney Physicist Superfan Faire, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Disney Physicist Superfan Faire
October 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no physicist-related phobias. Here you can drool at physicist outfits, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, learn a physicist song, buy personalized physicist trinkets, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by Friar Tuck impersonators.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times if you want to keep them.
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