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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant show, oddly joking in the fading sunlight
Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant
December 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
This is the place to be if you have on a physicist outfit. Here you can drool at physicist accessories, listen to physicist anecdotes, connect with your inner physicist, buy physicist t-shirts, and have your picture taken with an in-the-flesh physicist!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this show if in a hurry during the holidays.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and being carried).
- Driver must be at least 69 decibels tall.
- Guests may get dry on this show.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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