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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant attraction, willingly considered to be the premier toxic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant
March 19, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can ogle physicist clothes, read along with physicist storybooks, get a physicist tattoo, buy physicist hats, and get homework help from a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Darkness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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