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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
Disney Physicist Fantasy Pageant
June 17, 2001
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This is the place to hang out if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can check out the price tags on physicist accessories, listen to physicist legends, take a "How to Be a Physicist" class, buy physicist jewelry, and try to date a horrifying physicist!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After throwing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or bowel, neck, blood, lycanthropic, ribcage, or ankle disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- No babies or monkey business permitted.
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