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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar train as seen from the top of the frontier
Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar
March 22, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a physicist-obsessed tween. Here you can ogle physicist costumes, listen to physicist religious works, network with other physicist superfans, buy mass-produced physicist trinkets, and ogle a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 49".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, moral requirements, or ribcage, finger, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This train closes at dusk.
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