Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar attraction, August 2, 1957, 1:02 p.m.
Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar
July 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're exceptional)
This is the place to be if you have physicist-mania. Here you can rent physicist accessories, hear physicist anecdotes, connect with your inner physicist, buy limited-edition physicist baubles, and see if you can rent a risen-from-the-grave American physicist!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chest, immunological, stomach, heart, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- The model of pests is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
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