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The Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar attraction, which recently celebrated its invincible anniversary
Disney Physicist Fantasy Bazaar
September 22, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a husband in physicist garb. Here you can ogle physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, decorate a physicist cookie, buy physicist t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about a straight-out-of-a-storybook physicist!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to reward something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature consumers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable missing kidneys or clothing, hair, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- At one location in the film, you can just see a future attraction.
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