Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Physicist Fancy Faire attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only indoor attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Fancy Faire
January 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're different)
This is the place to come if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on physicist accessories, hear physicist legends, connect with your inner physicist, buy physicist baubles, and get homework help from a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for immature chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or personal or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Mater.
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