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At right: The Disney Physicist Fancy Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
Disney Physicist Fancy Faire
June 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a daughter in physicist garb. Here you can rent physicist garb, hear physicist storybooks, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist churros, and chase after a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to talk too much to someone you find screeching, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
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