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The Disney Physicist Fancy Faire attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only indoor attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Disney Physicist Fancy Faire attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only indoor attraction at Disneyland

Disney Physicist Fancy Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 24, 1973
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're different)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Targeted at: Foreign fathers

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This is the place to come if you have a physicist obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on physicist accessories, hear physicist legends, connect with your inner physicist, buy physicist baubles, and get homework help from a risen-from-the-grave physicist!

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