Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire
July 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have on a physicist outfit. Here you can drool at physicist outfits, hear physicist legends, get physicist face painting, buy physicist churros, and be bitten by an actual physicist!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from clothing, viral, romantic, lung, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The parking structures near this attraction are the realm of drunken grad-nite students.
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