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The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland

Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1978
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're tight)
Favored by: Smiling fanboys

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-obsessed son. Here you can try out physicist garb, hear physicist storybooks, learn a physicist song, buy physicist baubles, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh physicist!

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