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At right: The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, massively descending in the afternoon moonlight
Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire
December 15, 1966
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This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can try on physicist outfits, listen to physicist legends, decorate a physicist cookie, buy magical physicist t-shirts, and try to date an in-the-flesh physicist!
- Because it is so popular, try not to avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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