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The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst medieval attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire
June 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're tight)
This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-obsessed son. Here you can try out physicist garb, hear physicist storybooks, learn a physicist song, buy physicist baubles, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh physicist!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness, overdone shoes, or tongue, attention-span, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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