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The Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire attraction, secretly considered to be the worst miniature attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Fanatic Faire
April 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third pirates
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can ogle physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, get physicist face painting, buy physicist pins, and have your portrait painted with a real physicist!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Group 33 hideaway -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
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