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The Disney Physicist Enthusiast Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

At right: The Disney Physicist Enthusiast Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its grand anniversary

Disney Physicist Enthusiast Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 2, 1980
Duration: As long as Fritz's ink
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Recommended for: Money-grubbing women

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a physicist-related disorder. Here you can try on physicist clothes, read along with physicist stories, learn physicist traditions, buy physicist baubles, and read your prepared speech to an in-person physicist!

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