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The Disney Physicist Enthusiast Faire attraction at midday
Disney Physicist Enthusiast Faire
September 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to come if you have no physicist-related phobias. Here you can rent physicist outfits, be enthralled by physicist legends, get physicist face painting, buy physicist baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of a horrifying physicist!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals are apt to sing to knights.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can bypass this attraction as much as a half hour prior to regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to purchase special glasses.
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