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The Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire attraction, cheaply repositioning in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire
May 15, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural physicist obsession. Here you can drool at physicist outfits, listen to physicist storybooks, get physicist face painting, buy mass-produced physicist ice cream, and worship a horrifying physicist!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may gallop if you don't let them.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland cast members can find this attraction just a quarter hour prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- Must be at least 22" tall and 34 years old to ride a second time.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, fear of insects, or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Attorneys have written a massive log in which is listed the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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