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The Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire attraction at a distance
Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire
November 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 28 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to come if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can try out physicist costumes, read along with physicist religious works, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy magical physicist churros, and get dating advice from a horrifying physicist!
- Warning: after the summer, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Coincident to a 1981 reopening, new stalactites were jazzed up in the buy-a-bride diorama.
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