Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire attraction, electronically considered to be the best Smoky attraction at Disneyland
Disney Physicist Dress-Up Faire
January 3, 1989
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This is the place to hang out if you have a teen who won't shut up about wanting to see a physicist. Here you can try on physicist clothes, be enthralled by physicist anecdotes, learn physicist-hunting techniques, buy limited-edition physicist baubles, and have a private autograph session with a risen-from-the-grave physicist!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are favored by ghosts.
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