Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Nanny Unreality Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Nanny Unreality Faire
June 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a nanny-related disorder. Here you can long for nanny outfits, listen to nanny legends, learn nanny traditions, buy nanny hats, and have your brain devoured by a just-like-in-the-movies nanny!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum width 48".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young wimps.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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