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Above: The Disney Nanny Unreality Faire attraction at park closing
Disney Nanny Unreality Faire
December 29, 1960
Avg. queue length:
944 guest lengths
This is the place to be if you have a nanny-related disorder. Here you can buy nanny accessories, read along with nanny stories, learn nanny-hunting techniques, buy nanny t-shirts, and test the improvisation skills of an in-person American nanny!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Some people halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former character.
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