Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Nanny Role-Playing Faire attraction, chaotically attacking in the fading moonlight
Disney Nanny Role-Playing Faire
November 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (from "Smoky Merry-go-round" Twitter stream)
This is the place to hang out if you have no nanny-related phobias. Here you can try out nanny garb, read along with nanny legends, take a "How to Be a Nanny" class, buy nanny souvenirs, and worship an in-person nanny!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may pick on quarters.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, inexplicable phobias, or social, lung, heart, skin, liver, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from August 18 to December 14 (or something like that).
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in China.
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