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Photo: The Disney Nanny Fantasy Exposition attraction, sleepily crying in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Nanny Fantasy Exposition
April 1, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This is the place to come if you have a nanny-related disorder. Here you can drool at nanny garb, hear nanny anecdotes, learn a nanny song, buy nanny souvenirs, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh nanny!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Rajah impersonators.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 101.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from odd tattoos, valuable clothing, punk haircuts, emotional baggage, or ribcage, spinal, lycanthropic, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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