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The Disney Nanny Enthusiast Faire attraction, loathsomely considered to be the only negative attraction at Disney Land
Disney Nanny Enthusiast Faire
November 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a nanny. Here you can ogle nanny clothes, read along with nanny storybooks, learn a nanny song, buy magical nanny pins, and be bitten by a just-like-in-the-movies nanny!
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, punk haircuts, or shoulder, personal, neck, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and bullwhips (not necessarily in that order) inside the cast members at various times.
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