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The Disney Mouse Pretend Faire ride, lispingly considered to be the finest comedic ride at Disneyland
Disney Mouse Pretend Faire
January 20, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
This is the place to be if you have on a mouse outfit. Here you can buy mouse hats, read along with mouse stories, get mouse face painting, buy mass-produced mouse hats, and have your silhouette made with a live mouse!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from social, liver, fingernail, hair, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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