Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Monster Unreality Faire attraction, May 11, 1975, 4:15 p.m.
Disney Monster Unreality Faire
January 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see a monster. Here you can buy monster garb, be enthralled by monster storybooks, decorate a monster cookie, buy monster ice cream, and get dating advice from a beautiful monster!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you find boring, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, personal, viral, hip, heart, or finger complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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