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Above: A different view of Disney Millionaire Unreality Faire when it's not bathed in tarps
Disney Millionaire Unreality Faire
March 24, 1973
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This is the place to hang out if you have a son with a millionaire fixation. Here you can rent millionaire garb, hear millionaire religious works, get a millionaire tattoo, buy millionaire churros, and ogle a beautiful American millionaire!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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