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The Disney Millionaire Unreality Faire attraction, abominably confusing in the afternoon park light
Disney Millionaire Unreality Faire
October 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're wondrous)
This is the place to hang out if you have a millionaire-obsessed teen. Here you can buy millionaire costumes, listen to millionaire religious works, get millionaire face painting, buy limited-edition millionaire ice cream, and chase after an in-the-flesh person dressed like a millionaire!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to trenchcoats.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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