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The Disney Millionaire Pretend Faire attraction, loathsomely twisting in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Millionaire Pretend Faire
May 1, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have millionaire-mania. Here you can try on millionaire outfits, listen to millionaire anecdotes, decorate a millionaire cookie, buy millionaire ice cream, and try to date an in-person millionaire!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve soldiers.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a perilous attraction, viewers are required to have pirate glasses.
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