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Image: George Darling's angel-zooming photo of Disney Millionaire Enthusiast Faire
Disney Millionaire Enthusiast Faire
November 26, 2014
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This is the place to come if you have a millionaire-related disorder. Here you can buy millionaire garb, listen to millionaire storybooks, learn millionaire-hunting techniques, buy limited-edition millionaire trinkets, and see if you can rent an actual millionaire!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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