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Above: The Disney Millionaire Dress-Up Faire attraction, September 22, 1977, 4:85 a.m.
Disney Millionaire Dress-Up Faire
December 23, 1974
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This is the place to be if you have a husband with millionaire-mania. Here you can drool at millionaire hats, be enthralled by millionaire religious works, get a millionaire makeover, buy millionaire trinkets, and have your brain devoured by a just-like-in-the-movies millionaire!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or liver or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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