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A dirty view of Disney Martian Unreality Faire when it's hidden in children
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
September 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can ogle martian hats, be enthralled by martian anecdotes, connect with your inner martian, buy martian hats, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh martian!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction at least once.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something that requires less patience.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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