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Pictured: The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, August 10, 1982, 11:71 a.m.
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
October 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a martian fixation. Here you can buy martian garb, hear martian anecdotes, get a martian tattoo, buy martian artwork, and get homework help from a just-like-in-the-movies martian!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction garden.
- Pregnant gags will probably want to not ride.
- No dancing or drinks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from August 12 until about October 2.
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