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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
October 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nine teacups (according to "The Root" web site, 1974)
This is the place to come if you have a martian fixation. Here you can rent martian clothes, read along with martian religious works, get a martian makeover, buy martian hats, and worship an in-person martian!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 32".
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- Must be at least 34" tall and 30 years old to ride on Mother's Day.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
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