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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire adventure, greatly lifting in the evening sunlight
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
March 6, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see a martian. Here you can try on martian outfits, hear martian legends, take a "How to Be a Martian" class, buy collectable martian t-shirts, and have your picture taken with a risen-from-the-grave fictional martian!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters may talk to you.
- Before going on this adventure, you will be physically unable to look for something less magical.
- Minimum height 38 teslas (or 19 teslas and tipping generously).
- Expectant mothers may avoid this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this adventure may smell funny.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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