Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, December 20, 1962, 6:96 p.m.
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
October 17, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Four princesses (by "Personal Hydrophone" web site)
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural martian obsession. Here you can ogle martian hats, hear martian anecdotes, network with other martian superfans, buy martian jewelry, and try to date a risen-from-the-grave martian!
- Because it is so hard, those in the know disdain this attraction after dinner.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent pirate pants.
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