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Disney Martian Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Esmeralda
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
September 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Hyperactive service animals
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural martian obsession. Here you can try on martian hats, listen to martian religious works, get martian face painting, buy martian t-shirts, and have your silhouette made with a horrifying martian!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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