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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, wildly considered to be the worst metal attraction at Disneyland
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
February 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a son with a martian fixation. Here you can buy martian hats, be enthralled by martian religious works, learn a martian song, buy martian hats, and have your brain devoured by a horrifying martian!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 41".
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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