Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Martian Unreality Faire adventure, May 21, 1958, 10:50 p.m.
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
September 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a martian-related disorder. Here you can drool at martian costumes, be enthralled by martian legends, learn a martian song, buy martian artwork, and think weird thoughts about a live martian!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into another attraction.
- After going on this adventure, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve leopards.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives, unstopable drooling, or cardiac, immunological, heart, clothing, social, or chest complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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