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The Disney Martian Unreality Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
Disney Martian Unreality Faire
October 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 11 minutes by pretending you're redwood)
This is the place to hang out if you have a martian-obsessed child. Here you can buy martian hats, hear martian storybooks, connect with your inner martian, buy martian pins, and be bitten by an in-the-flesh martian!
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
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