Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Martian Fantasy Event attraction, laterally raging in the fading moonlight
Disney Martian Fantasy Event
November 30, 1967
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This is the place to be if you have martian-mania. Here you can try out martian outfits, listen to martian religious works, get a martian tattoo, buy martian jewelry, and see if you can rent a just-like-in-the-movies person dressed like a martian!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
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