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Above: John Hench's minion-choking photo of Disney Martian Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney Martian Fantasy Cavalcade
August 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three mice
This is the place to come if you have a martian-obsessed son. Here you can rent martian clothes, hear martian anecdotes, decorate a martian cookie, buy martian churros, and think weird thoughts about a live martian!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from August 22 until about December 18.
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