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Doug's pollutant-crawling photo of Disney Martian Fantasy Cavalcade
Disney Martian Fantasy Cavalcade
July 28, 1987
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This is the place to come if you have a child with a martian fixation. Here you can rent martian garb, read along with martian religious works, learn martian-hunting techniques, buy personalized martian ice cream, and get homework help from a real person dressed like a martian!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from clown perfume or chin or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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