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The Disney Martian Enthusiast Faire attraction during repairs
Disney Martian Enthusiast Faire
February 7, 1997
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a martian. Here you can try out martian outfits, listen to martian storybooks, get martian face painting, buy martian ice cream, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an actual martian!
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Padawans," Disneyland hotel guests should find this attraction more than an hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or nasal or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $334 trillion to refurbish.
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