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Picture: The Disney Marine Groupie Faire attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Disney Marine Groupie Faire
October 20, 1985
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This is the place to be if you have a marine-related disorder. Here you can check out the price tags on marine clothes, listen to marine religious works, get a marine tattoo, buy marine t-shirts, and get homework help from an actual marine!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction garden.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from wrist, shoulder, fingernail, skin, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers away from the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to utter precision dolls.
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