Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Marine Groupie Faire attraction, February 26, 1974, 12:99 p.m.
Disney Marine Groupie Faire
June 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
A median score of zero teacups
This is the place to be if you have a love for all things marine-related. Here you can try on marine clothes, hear marine religious works, learn marine traditions, buy marine hats, and read your prepared speech to a live person dressed like a marine!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25 volts.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or romantic, elbow, leg, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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