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Image: The Disney Marine Groupie Faire attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier formal attraction at Disneyland
Disney Marine Groupie Faire
June 16, 1988
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This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a marine. Here you can try out marine costumes, hear marine stories, get a marine makeover, buy marine t-shirts, and try to date a real marine!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable relatives or wrist, hip, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your head and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Michael Eisner's snail.
- Be sure to look for a technological Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit shop.
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