Massive Smeeland Attraction Database
Picture: The Disney Marine Dress-Up Faire attraction at midday
Disney Marine Dress-Up Faire
October 11, 1993
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This is the place to be if you have a marine-obsessed teen. Here you can long for marine costumes, hear marine legends, get a marine tattoo, buy marine popcorn, and have a private autograph session with a no-fooling marine!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to people near you.
- After plundering this attraction, find something that doesn't involve chipmunks.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or familial, lycanthropic, hip, or shoulder disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at various times if you want to keep them.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from January 26 through April 17.
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