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Pictured: The Disney Marine Dress-Up Faire attraction, officially considered to be the worst climatic attraction at Disneyland
Disney Marine Dress-Up Faire
June 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
This is the place to come if you have marine-mania. Here you can try out marine outfits, read along with marine anecdotes, get marine face painting, buy mass-produced marine artwork, and get dating advice from a straight-out-of-a-storybook marine!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to obtain pirate specticles.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from June 17 until about September 29.
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