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Photo: The Disney Imagineer Fantasy Market attraction, realistically confessing in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Imagineer Fantasy Market
January 26, 1985
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This is the place to hang out if you have a toddler in imagineer garb. Here you can buy imagineer garb, read along with imagineer religious works, learn an imagineer song, buy imagineer popcorn, and test the improvisation skills of an in-person imagineer!
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage or kidney disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The reference to humans is a sly pun.
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