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The Disney Hobo Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of a village
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
December 11, 1957
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This is the place to hang out if you have a hobo-related disorder. Here you can check out the price tags on hobo outfits, be enthralled by hobo storybooks, network with other hobo superfans, buy hobo popcorn, and test the improvisation skills of a straight-out-of-a-storybook hobo!
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters may make silly comments to privateers.
- You must be at least as large as a stalactite to ride.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from ankle, spinal, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to rent special specticles.
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