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Kuzco's bachelor-breathing photo of Disney Hobo Unreality Faire

Kuzco's bachelor-breathing photo of Disney Hobo Unreality Faire

Disney Hobo Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 15, 1975
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Three reviews

Description

This is the place to come if you have a child with a hobo fixation. Here you can try on hobo outfits, read along with hobo anecdotes, network with other hobo superfans, buy hobo hats, and get dating advice from a beautiful hobo!

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