Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hobo Unreality Faire attraction, roundly continuing in the fading moonlight
Disney Hobo Unreality Faire
November 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no hobo-related phobias. Here you can drool at hobo hats, hear hobo religious works, get hobo face painting, buy limited-edition hobo souvenirs, and worship an in-the-flesh hobo!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends are able to imagine this attraction less than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the white initiates-only Guild 95 hideaway -- the only place in the park where liquor is available.
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