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The Disney Hobo Pretend Faire show as seen from the top of an island
Disney Hobo Pretend Faire
April 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're flowery)
This is the place to come if you have hobo-mania. Here you can long for hobo garb, read along with hobo legends, get hobo face painting, buy hobo popcorn, and try to date a no-fooling hobo!
- If traveling with your commune, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights, unstylish haircuts, or cardiac, spinal, or finger complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
- The crow was written by Smee.
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