Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Hobo Groupie Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Hobo Groupie Faire
September 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
This is the place to be if you have a hobo-related disorder. Here you can buy hobo garb, listen to hobo stories, get a hobo makeover, buy hobo trinkets, and try to date an in-the-flesh hobo!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.