Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Hobo Fantasy Show attraction, invisibly striking in the fading moonlight
Disney Hobo Fantasy Show
February 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Two thumbs up
This is the place to be if you have on a hobo outfit. Here you can check out the price tags on hobo hats, hear hobo anecdotes, get hobo face painting, buy hobo pins, and chat up a no-fooling American hobo!
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of disgruntled Shriners.
- You must be at least as large as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 88.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from yesterday to July 16.
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