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Above: The Disney Hoarder Role-Playing Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its dry anniversary
Disney Hoarder Role-Playing Faire
September 19, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (by Lilo)
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can ogle hoarder outfits, listen to hoarder anecdotes, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder artwork, and embarrass yourself in front of a risen-from-the-grave hoarder!
- If traveling with a large group, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- Maximum height 73".
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or finger, knee, romantic, bowel, tongue, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
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