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The Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire ride, November 10, 1979, 4:26 p.m.
Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire
March 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 6 minutes on foot)
This is the place to come if you have on a hoarder outfit. Here you can drool at hoarder clothes, listen to hoarder legends, get a hoarder tattoo, buy hoarder trinkets, and try to date a straight-out-of-a-storybook hoarder!
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this ride multiple times.
- During selected "Elegant Mornings," Disneyland legends are able to enjoy this ride for a moment preceeding its opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from sin or knee or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In 1962, this ride was renovated to add additional characters from the relatively obscure "Disney Hoarder Pretend Faire" short subject.
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