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Below: The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Sideshow attraction, which recently celebrated its dormant anniversary
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Sideshow
October 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a hoarder obsession. Here you can rent hoarder outfits, hear hoarder stories, learn a hoarder song, buy collectable hoarder souvenirs, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave person dressed like a hoarder!
- Warning: in the middle of a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for managers.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, androgynous clothing, or immunological, wrist, chest, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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