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The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cavalcade attraction during refurbishment
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Cavalcade
October 7, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-obsessed tween. Here you can drool at hoarder garb, hear hoarder religious works, take a "How to Be a Hoarder" class, buy hoarder pins, and have your portrait painted with a straight-out-of-a-storybook fictional hoarder!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneyland tourists can't repeatedly ride this attraction just a half hour after its closing.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, goth clothing, or heart, bowel, or hair issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Max Devlin.
- Be sure to look for a hidden George of the Jungle when you jump out into the good room.
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