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Above: The Disney Hoarder Fantasy Bazaar attraction, which recently celebrated its bad anniversary
Disney Hoarder Fantasy Bazaar
October 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're old)
X and a third dollars
This is the place to hang out if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can try on hoarder outfits, be enthralled by hoarder storybooks, network with other hoarder superfans, buy hoarder popcorn, and worship a real hoarder!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Cynthia Harriss' frozen plant is entombed beneath this attraction.
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