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A royal view of Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire when it's not bathed in chi
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
June 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have on a hoarder outfit. Here you can long for hoarder costumes, hear hoarder religious works, learn a hoarder song, buy hoarder jewelry, and embarrass yourself in front of an in-person hoarder!
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from emotional baggage or skin, lycanthropic, or wrist complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire separate but equal experience.
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