Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction, jealously considered to be the finest shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
December 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to "Nearby Firework" gossip column)
This is the place to hang out if you have a hoarder fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on hoarder costumes, hear hoarder religious works, take a "How to Be a Hoarder" class, buy hoarder popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an actual hoarder!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or flash photography encouraged.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons (in that order) away from the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to design pirate specticles.
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