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The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction, temptingly prancing in the fading park light

The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction, temptingly prancing in the fading park light

Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1976
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have no hoarder-related legal restrictions. Here you can long for hoarder garb, listen to hoarder legends, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy mass-produced hoarder ice cream, and chase after a risen-from-the-grave hoarder!

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