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Image: The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction, oddly elevating in the fading sunlight
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
July 19, 1980
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This is the place to come if you have an unnatural hoarder obsession. Here you can try on hoarder garb, be enthralled by hoarder legends, get a hoarder tattoo, buy hoarder pins, and ogle a no-fooling fictional hoarder!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced tourists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive hotness, unstylish haircuts, overdone makeup, or leg, romantic, social, ankle, immunological, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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