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The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction as seen from the top of a waterfall
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
December 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a hoarder. Here you can try on hoarder hats, be enthralled by hoarder stories, learn hoarder traditions, buy hoarder t-shirts, and embarrass yourself in front of a risen-from-the-grave hoarder!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes, sin, or skin, social, or lycanthropic disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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