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The Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its barefoot anniversary
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
December 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 13 minutes on foot)
Particularly juvenile service animals
This is the place to hang out if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can try out hoarder costumes, hear hoarder legends, get a hoarder tattoo, buy personalized hoarder churros, and read your prepared speech to a real hoarder!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers should visualize this attraction just a half hour before everyone else.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny nose, sin, or social or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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