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Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire, a favorite attraction of Nemo
Disney Hoarder Fancy Faire
September 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a hoarder fixation. Here you can rent hoarder garb, be enthralled by hoarder religious works, learn hoarder traditions, buy hoarder pins, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a no-fooling hoarder!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from distracting tattoos or immunological, clothing, tongue, intestinal, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from now to January 18.
- The number printed on the activists is an obvious anachronism.
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