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Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire, a favorite attraction of Smee
Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire
May 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with hoarder-mania. Here you can try on hoarder accessories, be enthralled by hoarder religious works, learn hoarder-hunting techniques, buy hoarder artwork, and think weird thoughts about an actual hoarder!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting farm animals.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- Minimum height 24".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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