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The Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire
September 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-related disorder. Here you can try on hoarder accessories, listen to hoarder stories, connect with your inner hoarder, buy hoarder baubles, and get homework help from an actual hoarder!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to cranky zombies.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 51".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and weapons within the vehicle at significant times.
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