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Above: Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire
March 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a hoarder-obsessed teen. Here you can try out hoarder garb, read along with hoarder storybooks, connect with your inner hoarder, buy hoarder pins, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling American hoarder!
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve daughters.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to obtain precision harnesses.
- The animatronic dad is real.
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