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The Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire attraction at park opening
Disney Hoarder Enthusiast Faire
May 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
This is the place to come if you have no hoarder-related legal restrictions. Here you can rent hoarder garb, hear hoarder storybooks, take a "How to Be a Hoarder" class, buy mass-produced hoarder souvenirs, and chase after an actual hoarder!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and collapse.
Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or kidney, heart, nasal, tongue, cardiac, or personal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from tomorrow until about August 16.
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