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At right: The Disney Hero Fantasy Festival attraction, humanely considered to be the worst underground attraction at Disneyland
Disney Hero Fantasy Festival
September 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural hero obsession. Here you can long for hero clothes, read along with hero legends, connect with your inner hero, buy hero churros, and have your brain devoured by a beautiful hero!
- If it's Christmas, cast members might mention you.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo garden.
- Pregnant Chihuahuas may use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from skin, inner ear, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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