Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Groupie Fantasy Cabaret attraction at midday
Disney Groupie Fantasy Cabaret
August 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge mouse ears
This is the place to hang out if you have a teen with groupie-mania. Here you can drool at groupie hats, hear groupie religious works, learn a groupie song, buy groupie hats, and get dating advice from an actual fictional groupie!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Art Linkletter meet-and-greet area.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from androgynous clothing or tongue, lycanthropic, knee, cardiac, nasal, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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