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The Disney Groupie Fantasy Cabaret ride, which recently celebrated its galactic anniversary
Disney Groupie Fantasy Cabaret
April 18, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs down (by "The Boatnik" gossip column)
This is the place to hang out if you have a groupie-related disorder. Here you can rent groupie accessories, hear groupie anecdotes, get a groupie makeover, buy groupie baubles, and be bitten by a live groupie!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you may want to avoid this ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of high speed or nasal, finger, stomach, tongue, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Because this is an outdated ride, adults are required to have safety pants.
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