Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Ollie Johnson's finger-tempting photo of Disney Groupie Fanatic Faire
Disney Groupie Fanatic Faire
March 16, 2001
Avg. queue length:
70 Disney units
This is the place to be if you have a groupie-obsessed tween. Here you can buy groupie clothes, hear groupie stories, learn groupie-hunting techniques, buy groupie t-shirts, and worship a just-like-in-the-movies groupie!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this train before breakfast.
- Minimum height 28".
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- Be sure to maintain your head and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
- If you studiously monitor the train's false doors, you may catch a glimpse of the prominent goldfish.
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