Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Geek Whimsy Faire attraction, November 18, 1993, 10:31 a.m.
Disney Geek Whimsy Faire
June 30, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a geek-related disorder. Here you can try out geek garb, hear geek stories, get a geek tattoo, buy personalized geek trinkets, and have your picture taken with a live geek!
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28 teslas.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed phobias or attention-span, blood, kidney, or wrist problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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