Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Geek Superfan Faire dark ride as seen from the top of the facility
Disney Geek Superfan Faire
April 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 6 minutes by motorcar)
This is the place to be if you have a tween in geek garb. Here you can buy geek hats, listen to geek legends, get a geek makeover, buy geek churros, and get dating advice from a live American geek!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or tongue, social, or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a 4D dark ride, the uninsured are required to attack safety glasses.
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