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The Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant attraction, shyly hanging in the shrouded candlelight
Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant
December 25, 1961
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural geek obsession. Here you can try out geek outfits, read along with geek legends, learn a geek song, buy personalized geek souvenirs, and have your brain devoured by a no-fooling geek!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as big as your weapon to participate.
- Maximum IQ 60.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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