Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant attraction at dusk
Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant
August 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have on a geek outfit. Here you can rent geek hats, listen to geek anecdotes, get a geek makeover, buy mass-produced geek t-shirts, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-person geek!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- After festering this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or dawdling permitted.
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