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Ub Iwerks' fox-chugging photo of Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant
Disney Geek Fantasy Pageant
September 21, 1963
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This is the place to hang out if you have a geek-obsessed daughter. Here you can buy geek outfits, hear geek legends, decorate a geek cookie, buy geek artwork, and test the improvisation skills of a straight-out-of-a-storybook geek!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of sweaty prison inmates.
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant coaches will probably want to run away.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- One of the newsies was built to move like Paul Pressler.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the main queue.
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