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The Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest streamlined attraction at Disneyland
Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition
June 17, 2005
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter Disneys
This is the place to hang out if you have a son in geek garb. Here you can try out geek accessories, read along with geek religious works, connect with your inner geek, buy geek hats, and have your picture taken with a horrifying geek!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can experience this attraction for a moment after park opening.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, garish shoes, or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from June 8 to October 2.
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