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The Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition
July 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a geek. Here you can rent geek hats, be enthralled by geek anecdotes, get a geek tattoo, buy geek trinkets, and get homework help from an in-person geek!
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 33 millifathoms.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, viewers are required to purchase custom belts.
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