Massive Thumperland Attraction Database
The Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition attraction, March 28, 1994, 4:49 a.m.
Disney Geek Fantasy Exposition
February 17, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a geek-obsessed tween. Here you can drool at geek accessories, hear geek religious works, get a geek tattoo, buy geek churros, and try to date a real geek!
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 51".
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and trolleys inside the entangling vines at various times.
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