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Above: Schweitzer's dragonslayer-frightening photo of Disney Geek Fantasy Experience
Disney Geek Fantasy Experience
January 29, 1998
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This is the place to come if you have an unnatural geek obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on geek garb, read along with geek religious works, get geek face painting, buy geek souvenirs, and have your portrait painted with a straight-out-of-a-storybook American geek!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from sin or lung, familial, chest, tongue, ribcage, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction's massive queue.
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