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Ollie Johnston's equipment-frowning photo of Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
August 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a husband in geek garb. Here you can buy geek garb, read along with geek anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Geek" class, buy geek artwork, and worship a horrifying geek!
- Warning: quite princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are traveling with children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 39" tall and 3 years old to ride on Earth Day.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from January 14 to May 1.
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