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Above: The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret attraction during repairs
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
February 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a toddler in geek garb. Here you can try out geek outfits, listen to geek religious works, get a geek tattoo, buy magical geek pins, and be bitten by an actual geek!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and ride.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your motorcar to go on.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses (in that order) within the cast members at all times.
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