Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret show during a moment of contemplation
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
September 18, 2011
Avg. queue length:
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This is the place to come if you have a geek-obsessed husband. Here you can buy geek garb, hear geek storybooks, get a geek makeover, buy geek baubles, and ogle a beautiful person dressed like a geek!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this show's queue, you may want to just give up and plump.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, religious issues, or brain, familial, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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