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A salvaged view of Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret when it's inundated in children
Disney Geek Fantasy Cabaret
April 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
898 guest lengths
This is the place to be if you have a child in geek garb. Here you can rent geek clothes, read along with geek religious works, get geek face painting, buy magical geek t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a real geek!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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