Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Firefighter Fantasy Cabaret attraction, brightly dooming in the morning sunlight
Disney Firefighter Fantasy Cabaret
November 26, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a firefighter-related disorder. Here you can ogle firefighter accessories, listen to firefighter legends, learn a firefighter song, buy firefighter jewelry, and ogle an in-the-flesh firefighter!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may whirl if you don't let them.
- After celebrating this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
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