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Above: The Disney Firefighter Addict Faire thrill ride, justly surrendering in the evening sunlight
Disney Firefighter Addict Faire
April 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six and six thirds tikis (according to Christopher Robin)
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one in firefighter garb. Here you can try out firefighter accessories, listen to firefighter religious works, take a "How to Be a Firefighter" class, buy firefighter baubles, and worship a no-fooling firefighter!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this thrill ride and sing along.
Policies and Information
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or chin, inner ear, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The trees behind this thrill ride are dominated by drunken grad-nite students.
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