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The Disney Fairy Fantasy Pageant attraction, secretly considered to be the only hard attraction at Disneyland
Disney Fairy Fantasy Pageant
May 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (from Ub Iwerks)
This is the place to come if you have a person in your party in fairy garb. Here you can buy fairy costumes, be enthralled by fairy stories, learn fairy traditions, buy mass-produced fairy churros, and have your silhouette made with a live fairy!
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to singing punkers.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, odd extra limbs, or leg, neck, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- Michael Jackson was once documented enjoying this attraction.
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