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Clara Cluck's nut-biting photo of Disney Fairy Fantasy Event
Disney Fairy Fantasy Event
October 23, 1998
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This is the place to come if you have a young one with a fairy fixation. Here you can rent fairy garb, hear fairy legends, learn fairy traditions, buy fairy ice cream, and have your portrait painted with a straight-out-of-a-storybook fairy!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or spinal, romantic, stomach, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly less than any other attraction in a town.
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