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The Disney Economist Wishmaking Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Disney Economist Wishmaking Faire
December 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural economist obsession. Here you can try on economist garb, listen to economist religious works, decorate an economist cookie, buy collectable economist t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about an in-the-flesh economist!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of dancing reprobates.
- Minimum height 42".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and opinions within the vehicle at all times if you want to keep them.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to bring their own custom belts.
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